HUGE WIN!!!

(for the other guys)  Whalers 13 - Coilers 0
See you all next year!

No.1!!!

GF - 41 (not good)
GA - 35 (good)
W - 7 (good)
No.1 in division (GOOD)

Beaver has forgotten his pants!

Sorry guys, it has been a slow month... this is our latest news. LOL

Lindsay Lohan only cries when Coilers loses 9-0

Manchester down

Jason Manchester suffered what doctors thought was a sprained ankle during the Coiler United's season opener. Manchester was to speak to reporters on Monday but wasn't available due to dehydration from crying all night.
"Sprained ankle, can't walk... FML" says Jason via Facebook on early monday morning.

Coilers United Recruiting campaign = complete failure

New kids/men on the block

Richmond, B.C. - Coilers United Hockey Club announced today that the Coilers have signed rookie Bronson Patychuk #44 and power forward Dan Piecuch #85 for the upcoming 2010/11 Winter Season. In keeping with club policy, terms of the deals were not disclosed.

2010 Spring season is here... bitches!

Time to get COILING!!!