Spring 2011 Roster (signed)

Each of these following players have been signed for a salary of negative $335 each

17 Troy Beaver
21 Ryan Callaghan
2 Calvin Chang
8 Ken Gourlay
79 Ryan Houseman
77 Aaron Hui
39 Tyler Jang (Half Season)
91 Kevin Karan
90 Deric Kuang (Goalie)
60 Elton Kwan (Goalie)
41 Jason Manchester
49 Paul Nakagawa (Half Season)
19 Mike Neudorf
44 Bronson Patychuk
13 Kirk Pettipas
85 Dan Piecuch
11 Marty Seymour
55 Robbie Urquhart
71 Al Villocero

HUGE WIN!!!

(for the other guys)  Whalers 13 - Coilers 0
See you all next year!

No.1!!!

GF - 41 (not good)
GA - 35 (good)
W - 7 (good)
No.1 in division (GOOD)

Beaver has forgotten his pants!

Sorry guys, it has been a slow month... this is our latest news. LOL

Lindsay Lohan only cries when Coilers loses 9-0

Manchester down

Jason Manchester suffered what doctors thought was a sprained ankle during the Coiler United's season opener. Manchester was to speak to reporters on Monday but wasn't available due to dehydration from crying all night.
"Sprained ankle, can't walk... FML" says Jason via Facebook on early monday morning.

Coilers United Recruiting campaign = complete failure

New kids/men on the block

Richmond, B.C. - Coilers United Hockey Club announced today that the Coilers have signed rookie Bronson Patychuk #44 and power forward Dan Piecuch #85 for the upcoming 2010/11 Winter Season. In keeping with club policy, terms of the deals were not disclosed.

2010 Spring season is here... bitches!

Time to get COILING!!!

Hello out there... we're on the air....

IT'S HOCKEY NIGHT TONIGHT !!!
7:00pm Pacific on CBC - Canucks vs Flames

Coilers Triumph in 09/10 Season Opener

Coilers United takes game 1 by the score of 8-4 vs Los Borrachos. Scoring provided by Mike (3), Troy (2), Kirk (1), Shin (1) & Randy (1).

New Coils On The Block

Newest additions : #1 Colin Charron (G), #11 Yutaro Kawai, #10 Ichiro Honda, #55 Robbie Urquhart

THANK YOU EVERYBODY !

For a great first season !

NOW, the real deal

Let's Go Coilers !

2009-2010 Coilers United Rosters List

Due to the successful regular season campaign on the first year of their franchise, 13 of their 16 full time rosters have agreed to join the blue & orange again as full time players for the upcoming winter (26 games) season. Coilers' defensive core will receive a immediate boost with the addition of free agent 6'3" 230 pounds defenseman Robbie Urquhart. The forwards will receive an upgrade also with the signing of 2 oversea players from Japan; Centre Ichiro Honda is one of the most well rounded player out there according to Coilers forward #18 Shin Watanabe: "He's good at everything ! He is super fast, has hard shot, great passer and awesome positioning". Rookie speedster Yutaro Kawai will also be joining the team on the wing. Unfortunately, in the goaltending department.... it is still very unfortunate. The mid season growth hormone experiment has failed miserably for their starter Nötle the goalie. Not only did he not grow any bigger, the growth hormone supplier refused to give him a refund.

Here are the breakdown of their latest signings.

17 - Troy Beaver - confirmed
2 - Calvin Chang - confirmed
3 - Geoffrey Gates - confirmed
13 - Kirk Pettipas - confirmed
19 - Mike Neudorf - confirmed
91 - Kevin Karan - confirmed
46 - Hung Le - confirmed
41 - Jason Manchester - confirmed
9 - Bryan Sonnenberg - confirmed
20 - Ray Yeung - confirmed
77 - Aaron Hui - confirmed
10 - Yutaro Kawai (R) - confirmed
16 - John "Cordell" Richard - confirmed
55 - Robbie Urquhart - confirmed
60 - Elton Kwan - confirmed
7 - Randy Morphy - confirmed
11 - Ichiro Honda (Per Game Basis) confirmed

18 - Shin Watanabe (Spare) confirmed
? - Brian Yip (Spare) confirmed
5 - Stewart Hope (Spare) confirmed
15 - Steve Tajiri (Spare) confirmed

The drought is over...

Coilers win !! Coilers win !!

can't blog too much.. I blame Captain Kirk.. too much drinking after vevery game Grrr !!

Let's forget about game #8....

Hired Gun (ringer) in game #7

According to the league's score sheet, #40 of the Vipers was responsible for scoring 5 of the 8 goals vs Coilers United on Saturday night (plus an assist). This turned out to be the first game he participated in this season. Ahh Boooo !!!
http://www.coasthockey.com/scoreboard_details.aspx?scheduleID=17929

Roses are red... Violets are blue... HOLY, we got messed up !

- RICHMOND, B.C. - Coil Sports Network -
Last place Vipers handed Coilers United their first big blow out loss this season on Saturday night with a score of 8-2. Coilers United were outplayed through out most of the competition. Coming off a strong shut out performance just 24 hours prior, Nötle the goalie gave up 8 goals in this breakaway clinic put on by the Vipers. A trade has been mentioned during the post game interview, but turns out, a 5'4" goalie isn't a hot commodity in ANY level of hockey. Let's hope the growth hormone will kick in sometime soon.
Goals for the Coilers were scored by Bryan Sonnenberg and Randy Morphy, both breakaway goals during the first period.

Next game will be on Saturday night 9:45 vs Yee Insurance Lightning
This is looking to be the most difficult game in Coilers' regular season schedule this year. The Vipers was beaten by Yee Insurance Lightning 6-2 just before handing the 8-2 win over the Coilers on Saturday.

Off Topic : Weather channel interviews Captain Lu

Yup, this Vancouver weather news reporter just randomly picked people on the streets and found this Borat looking guido and interviewed him.... she has no idea who he is.... no name credited or anything....